Reviewed by more than 252 consumers, more than 97% of the reviews about this
Bear Butt
hammock had positive sentiment, meaning that these customers would probably advise purchasing this product when asked about a recommended hammock and hammock tree strap.
$99.99
(as of
26/01/2019 06:43 PST
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IF YOU RE USING ROPE YOU RE JUST PLAYING YOURSELF , Seriously Bear s Built These Hammock Straps With Polar Bear Strength and Panda Bear Softness, You Won t Find a Higher Quality Hammock Strap in this Galaxy.
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YOUR LOCAL HIPPIE ENDORSES US... If you re a Hippie you already know, If not ask the hippie down the street from you rockin some Rasta colors. If You want to live the Hammock life, It s Bear Butt or die. Seriously be Chill and Adventurous.
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WE KNOW YOU LOOKED AT OTHER STRAPS... , No We Don t Feel Betrayed, We re Just Hoping that You Can Support A Small Start Up Company Reach Some Dreams. Our Bears Even Skipped Out On Hibernation To Put Together These 10 Foot Long x 1 Inch Wide Hammock Tree Straps. Each Equipped with 20 Loops
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GRIZZLY STRENGTH WE THINK SO , Over the Mountains and Through The Woods To Bear Butt s Sweat Shop We Go... Our Leading Team Of Black Bears Designed A Tubular Polyester Strap Whatever the Heck that Means And Having Our Products Tested In The Alaskan Wilderness We Know They re Tough
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QUIT PRETENDING YOU KNOW HOW TO TIE KNOTS, GIRLSCOUT , You and I Both Know That The Only Knot You Know How To Tie Is On Your Shoe. Treat Yourself Like A Cool Kid And Snag Some Bear Straps It TAKES LESS THAN ONE MINUTE TO SET UP, So Quit Wasting Time Buttercup And Add It To Your Cart...